Sorry for this little hiatus but...

...we're working on a book.

In the meantime, enjoy this oldie but a goodie. I did a new drawing for it...I was never satisfied with the original drawing:

Well, Looks Like He Still Has A Couple Days Before He Has To Think About It...

Have You Tried To Put One Of Those Things Together?

Come To Think Of It...The Moon Hasn't Even Been Baptized...

Somebody Likes Us! Time To Take the Christian World By Storm!

We were flattered to find out that our blog was included on another top 100 list! This time it's the "100 Most Bookmark-Worthy Websites for Christians"...awesome huh?

See it here.

Of course, we have to wonder about the validity of any website that would include us on any list, unless that list was "the top 100 websites that make us hang our heads in shame and disappointment, and then curse the amount of time we wasted looking at it." Now there's a list that we would own!

Either way, thanks for including us!

Well, It Is The Most Correct Book, So That Means...

...let's take it literally people. Also, what kind of car do you think it was? And, who was doing the driving?

Coudn't Resist...

Jeez this was all the rage at Comic-Con this year (for all you geeks out there). But whew! How good is that Jacob looking? GO TEAM JACOB!! (My wife made me say all of that just now...all my wife's idea...not me at all).

-Ryan

Please Beeeee Nice.....

We're Supposed To Liken All Things...

Let us also mention that we're sorry about not posting anything new last week. The whole family was out of town at a cabin in Tahoe. Of course, this cabin had no internet access...fortunately it did have satelite t.v. or we could have been in real trouble. So we apologize for the lack of new gags...of course, maybe we should also apologize for coming back this morning and posting something new...it all depends on your point of view!

Divine Intervention Please!!

Chocolate Covered Is Still The Prefered Form For Ingestion

We both served our missions in Brazil (not at the same time, of course) and there I encountered a form of pizza I'll never forget. It had the usual: tomato sauce and cheese on top and they even threw on a little pinneapple, which isn't too unusual. However, they then seemed to lose all etiquette when it came to the fruits. It had figs, peaches and even green olives thrown in for good measure. They then proceeded to call it a Californian Pizza...why would they call it that?

And, no, I didn't like the flavor it produced at all...

Even A Rock Looks Better!

Maybe Angels Will Help With Foreclosure's Too!

Sorry We're Late! But We Made It!

Trying To Stay Hip, Cool, With it...

"And as all have not faith, seek ye diligently and teach one another words of widsom; yea, seek ye out of the best books words of wisdom; seek learning, even by study and also by faith."
D&C 88: 118

Does this include Facebook? Does Facebook somehow constitute a book? Is there any wisdom to be found in Facebook? Well, either way The 9th Ward is on it now! So, if there was any wisdom to be found in Facebook, it just got a lot stupider by our presence...

Go see us and be our fan!

Share it with all your friends! Or just the ones you don't like.

Why Bring Them, But Not Dinosaurs?

Whose House Will You Visit First When The Law Kicks In?

Surely This Must Be Some Kind Of Mistake?

We were pleasantly surprised to find that we've been included in a list of the top 50 LDS blogs (check out who's sittin' pretty at number 12)!

Check it out here:

http://www.universityreviewsonline.com/2005/10/the-top-50-mormon-lds-bloggers.html

Dang! The only conclusion we can come up with is that maybe there's only like 51 LDS bloggers...and one of them hasn't posted anything in two years. So, by default, we made the list!

Either way, thanks to the folks that put this list together!

The Democratic Process Of Naming Stuff

Technology Is Going To Save Us A Lot Of Time

You Get What You Pay For...

The True Nature Of The Liahona

Special thanks to Arnold Friberg on this one!

The Elder's Quorum Needs Their Own...

...PINEWOOD DERBY

I'd Be Angry That It Wasn't Diet...

It Takes A Bit Of Extra Enthusiasm For This Calling

Nothing Brings Out Christian Charity More Than...

Church Basketball!

I'm Still Not Sure What All Those Mean

Didn't We Just Receive Some Guidance On This Subject In General Conference?

This Ever Happen To Any Of You?

On Which Side Do You Stand?

I'm sorry, but we couldn't resist just one more Twilight gag...for those of you that aren't "in the know" when it comes to Edward and Jacob, then we apologize, but hey, you get what you pay for! We promise to be back next week with something new and different. However, it might be advantageous to your health to know that this particular contest is becoming something epic! Rivaling the glory and the tragedy of Church basketball itself!

Scariest Calling Of All...

We're early this week! All you lucky people get a healthy dose of whatever this is that we do one day early! I'm not sure if that's good or bad...you decide.

What Else Triggers It?

Maybe He Just Didn't Want To Have To Go To The Gospel Doctrine Class?

Beware Ancestral Hauntings!

Door Slamming Never Gets Enjoyable

A Sea of White Shirts and Ties

Did You Get Your Visiting Teaching Done This Month?

All the women in the family have been infected with the "Edward disease." It's all they seem to talk about at family gatherings! How is your family holding up?

Burning Question: Who the HECK are we?

Well, it turns out that we have a few people that look at our blog, and to our surprise, there are even a few that live in our home town of Livermore, California. The question has arisen as to who we are (probably so that we can be avoided at stake and ward functions...I mean come on, would you want to hang out with people like us?). It then occured to us that we never posted our full names. I'm not sure why...we really have nothing to hide... except for our own shame. So, the decision was made post our identities for the public! Are you excited? Can we get a drum roll please? Our names are Rick and Ryan Goldsberry! Whew! That was exciting wasn't it? Take some time to recuperate. Thank you! That is all. Go back about your business, and come visit us again on Friday.
-Ryan

Practice Makes Perfect

10% of Zero is still Zero