Friday, July 10, 2009

Maybe Angels Will Help With Foreclosure's Too!


Friday, July 3, 2009

Sorry We're Late! But We Made It!


Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Trying To Stay Hip, Cool, With it...

"And as all have not faith, seek ye diligently and teach one another words of widsom; yea, seek ye out of the best books words of wisdom; seek learning, even by study and also by faith."
D&C 88: 118

Does this include Facebook? Does Facebook somehow constitute a book? Is there any wisdom to be found in Facebook? Well, either way The 9th Ward is on it now! So, if there was any wisdom to be found in Facebook, it just got a lot stupider by our presence...

Go see us and be our fan!

Share it with all your friends! Or just the ones you don't like.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Why Bring Them, But Not Dinosaurs?


Friday, June 19, 2009

Whose House Will You Visit First When The Law Kicks In?


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Surely This Must Be Some Kind Of Mistake?

We were pleasantly surprised to find that we've been included in a list of the top 50 LDS blogs (check out who's sittin' pretty at number 12)!

Check it out here:

http://www.universityreviewsonline.com/2005/10/the-top-50-mormon-lds-bloggers.html

Dang! The only conclusion we can come up with is that maybe there's only like 51 LDS bloggers...and one of them hasn't posted anything in two years. So, by default, we made the list!

Either way, thanks to the folks that put this list together!

Friday, June 12, 2009

The Democratic Process Of Naming Stuff


Friday, June 5, 2009

Technology Is Going To Save Us A Lot Of Time


Friday, May 29, 2009

You Get What You Pay For...


Friday, May 22, 2009

The True Nature Of The Liahona




Special thanks to Arnold Friberg on this one!





Friday, May 15, 2009

The Elder's Quorum Needs Their Own...




...PINEWOOD DERBY


Friday, May 8, 2009

I'd Be Angry That It Wasn't Diet...


Thursday, April 30, 2009

It Takes A Bit Of Extra Enthusiasm For This Calling


Friday, April 24, 2009

Nothing Brings Out Christian Charity More Than...


Church Basketball!



Friday, April 17, 2009

I'm Still Not Sure What All Those Mean




Thursday, April 9, 2009

Didn't We Just Receive Some Guidance On This Subject In General Conference?


Friday, April 3, 2009

This Ever Happen To Any Of You?


Friday, March 27, 2009

On Which Side Do You Stand?


I'm sorry, but we couldn't resist just one more Twilight gag...for those of you that aren't "in the know" when it comes to Edward and Jacob, then we apologize, but hey, you get what you pay for! We promise to be back next week with something new and different. However, it might be advantageous to your health to know that this particular contest is becoming something epic! Rivaling the glory and the tragedy of Church basketball itself!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Scariest Calling Of All...


We're early this week! All you lucky people get a healthy dose of whatever this is that we do one day early! I'm not sure if that's good or bad...you decide.

Friday, March 13, 2009

What Else Triggers It?


Friday, March 6, 2009

Maybe He Just Didn't Want To Have To Go To The Gospel Doctrine Class?


Friday, February 27, 2009

Beware Ancestral Hauntings!




Friday, February 20, 2009

Door Slamming Never Gets Enjoyable


Friday, February 6, 2009

A Sea of White Shirts and Ties


Friday, January 30, 2009

Did You Get Your Visiting Teaching Done This Month?


All the women in the family have been infected with the "Edward disease." It's all they seem to talk about at family gatherings! How is your family holding up?

Monday, January 26, 2009

Burning Question: Who the HECK are we?

Well, it turns out that we have a few people that look at our blog, and to our surprise, there are even a few that live in our home town of Livermore, California. The question has arisen as to who we are (probably so that we can be avoided at stake and ward functions...I mean come on, would you want to hang out with people like us?). It then occured to us that we never posted our full names. I'm not sure why...we really have nothing to hide... except for our own shame. So, the decision was made post our identities for the public! Are you excited? Can we get a drum roll please? Our names are Rick and Ryan Goldsberry! Whew! That was exciting wasn't it? Take some time to recuperate. Thank you! That is all. Go back about your business, and come visit us again on Friday.
-Ryan

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Practice Makes Perfect


Friday, January 16, 2009

10% of Zero is still Zero


Friday, January 9, 2009

We're Back!


Thanks for all the kind comments on our last post! It's great to hear from you...spread the word and show your friends the blog...unless of course, you're like us, and well, friends are kind of hard to come by. In that case, show your family...or your dog, or cat, or goldfish!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Temporary hiatus...BUT ONLY TEMPORARY!

Due to a busy work schedule, and a busy holiday schedule, we'll have to postpone any new posts until after Christmas. We apologize to our 2 fans (yes! we recently managed to pick up a second fan!) Keep checking back, or you can subscribe to our blog. Have a great Christmas, and we'll see you in the New Year!

Friday, December 5, 2008

Trying a New Format This Week!




Friday, November 28, 2008

New to your New Era!


If you look in your brand new December New Era you'll find this little gag!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Can Anyone Relate to This?


Thursday, November 13, 2008

And Then They Started a "Wave"...


Friday, October 31, 2008

Some Things Never Change...


Friday, October 24, 2008

Inspired Home Teaching Assignments


Friday, October 17, 2008

Coming Home Really Is So Strange...




Friday, October 10, 2008

If It Was Such a Perfect Fit, How Did It Ever Come Off?




Thursday, October 2, 2008

Everyone Becomes Religious When A Teenager Is Driving


Friday, September 26, 2008

Perhaps There Should Also Be Standardized Tests?